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“A man was murdered on Sunday morning. His wife called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was asleep. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it?”

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I posted this shit over a year ago and it’s still getting notes. Hot damn lmfao.


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  2. punkwithflute reblogged this from mwahahachoke and added:
    BUT WHO WAS PHONE????????????
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  5. flowersnprettythings reblogged this from charliethekiwi and added:
    THE BUTLER DID IT jk, NO POST ON SUNDAYS
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    WE JUST WATCHED THAT FILMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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